How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do vagina's smell?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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