Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
