So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My balls are so social today.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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