2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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