You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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