Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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