We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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