Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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