ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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