We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You're like the curious george of whores
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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