What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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