Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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