I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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