Your tits are I can't wait for
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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