STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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