Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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