After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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