idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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