do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
