Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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