If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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