we're blogging at a bar
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
two words: eviction party
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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