yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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