she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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