i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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