Whatcha textin bout Willis?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
did you just send me my own nude
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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