Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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