is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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