We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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