we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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