carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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