I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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