those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im holly from the hills drunk
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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