just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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