I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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