4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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