apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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