I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I said "one day" and that day is not today
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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