she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
