The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
