can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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