Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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