How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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