I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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