well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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