so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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