he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So much rum. So many feels.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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