Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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