I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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