3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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