Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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