We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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